(Source: newsiesthemusical)
By the time you’re finally old enough to drink and educated enough to get the job that pays you enough for you to afford to go out on Friday night, you will be so tired that you will want nothing more than to see absolutely no one and curl up in your bed at approximately 8 PM.
“Ultimately, it comes down to this: how embarrassing would it be for me to be talking to a detective at a precinct after you tried to rape and murder me in my home, and not be able to tell him your name or any information about you because we were having a one-night stand? I’ve seen law & order; suv. I know how it works.”
Just batman chillin in grand central. Nbd.
“Every girl or once-was-girl has a show that would be best for her. I’m more interested in a show called Grown Women about a group of friends who finally have great jobs and pay all their bills in a timely manner but don’t have any savings and still deal with messy love lives and hangovers on Monday morning at work. Until that show comes along or I decide to write it, we have to deal with what we have.”
(Source: gif-database)
“I think that one of these days you’re going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you’ve got to start going there.”
hilarious
